Machine Instructions 201207/zh

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  Rule 1: Thou shall not pass whom have no training.
   纪律1:无证上岗是要被挨批滴
   Rule 2: whom shall mess in the Machine Room, shall clean after.
   纪律2:不怕机器房被搞的风卷残云,就怕你走的心安理得
   Rule 3: If thou are not sure, thou shall first ask.
   纪律3:“十万个为什么”小盆友会得到红五星一枚
   Rule 4: Thou shall replace items he broke.
   纪律4:东西给弄坏了? 没事儿,找个看起来差不多的补回来就好
   Rule 5: Thou shall not hold projects nor leave things on the floor.
   纪律5:严禁任何零件和工具擅自在机器房留宿 
   Rule 6: Thou shall put items back in thy place.
   纪律5:一个萝卜一个坑 - 记得把那个萝卜放回那个坑
   Rule 7: Thou shall not eat nor drink in thy space.
   纪律7:你可不想在机器房吃吃喝喝 - 因为,你永远不知道会吃到些什么
   Rule 8: Error 404, rule not found.
   纪律8:故障编号404,查无此章
   Rule 9: Thou shall not hang out in thy machine room
   纪律9:机器房不是游乐场,要劈情操再寻地方
   Rule 10: for whom dont respect thy rules, shall clean thy room for 1 week - daily.
   纪律10:藐视十大纪录的童鞋们,呵呵 - 欢迎荣获机器房清洁员一职 (任期一周7天)