Machine Instructions 201207

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Machine Room Instructions

Goal is to get a set of instructions, and printed on the wall.

Contributors

  • Stephany
  • Valentin

Rules

  • 10 Rules for thy Machine Room
    • Rule 1: Thou shall not pass whom have no training.
    • Rule 2: whom shall mess in the Machine Room, shall clean after.
    • Rule 3: If thou are not sure, thou shall first ask.
    • Rule 4: Thou shall replace items he broke.
    • Rule 5: Thou shall not hold projects nor leave things on the floor.
    • Rule 6: Thou shall put items back in thy place.
    • Rule 7: Thou shall not eat nor drink in thy space.
    • Rule 8: Error 404, rule not found.
    • Rule 9: Thou shall not hang out in thy machine room
    • Rule 10: for whom dont respect thy rules, shall clean thy room for 1 week - daily.

In Chinese (By Jia-Qi)

  • 机器房的十大纪律
    • 纪律1:无证上岗是要被挨批滴
    • 纪律2:不怕机器房被搞的风卷残云,就怕你走的心安理得
    • 纪律3:“十万个为什么”小盆友会得到红五星一枚
    • 纪律4:东西给弄坏了? 没事儿,找个看起来差不多的补回来就好
    • 纪律5:严禁任何零件和工具擅自在机器房留宿
    • 纪律6:一个萝卜一个坑 - 记得把那个萝卜放回那个坑
    • 纪律7:你可不想在机器房吃吃喝喝 - 因为,你永远不知道会吃到些什么
    • 纪律8:故障编号404,查无此章
    • 纪律9:机器房不是游乐场,要劈情操再寻地方
    • 纪律10:藐视十大纪录的童鞋们,呵呵 - 欢迎荣获机器房清洁员一职 (任期一周7天)

Assessment

  • Instructions: Machine room instructions.
  • Translations (language?): Valentin olde english
  • Valentin: Will make poster (24 Jul 2012)
  • Valentin:

Status

  • 10 July 2012: to make poster